Someday I will have something interesting to write here, but for now...
Friend: I hate Sansa Stark.
Me: ...Take it back.
Friend: But she's really weak and obnoxious.
Me: FROM PORCELAIN TO IVORY TO STEEL
Friend: But she's whiny...
Me: MY LOVE FOR HIS GRACE IS GREATER THAN IT HAS EVER BEEN!
Friend: Seriously? Arya's much...
Me: I am free of Joffrey. I will not have to kiss him, nor give him my maidenhood, nor bear him children. Let Margaery Tyrell have all that, poor girl.
Friend: Alright then.
Me: OR MAYBE HE'LL GIVE ME YOURS!